"Ah Pug Tongues, if you have always wondered why they are so long, look at bottles and imagine one of those tongues in that. My old boy Angus could get down to the bottom of a BIG beer bottle. You my dear look much too refined for that behaviour."
"We are very lucky here in Britain because we are rabies free our dogs can run about outside to their hearts content. Now if we could get all the owners to clean up we would be even better. Hektor loves it up there, no bikes, no prams, no…"